Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if the dinosaurs had never died out? I think that it would be quite CRAZY because they would usually eat everything that we raise, like cattle, sheep, dogs, cats, grasshoppers, Kenny (from South Park) and of course they would have to eat their daily supply of chickens (Stephanie wouldn’t be disappointed the chicken genocide at all I think). Okay so there would be chaos throughout the world, but the worst thing that they would ever do is the inevitable…the most disturbing and outright bad thing that they could do. Which is… that they would probably eat all of people associated with the popular and dangerous sport of…BINGO.

The world would be a much sadder place if the dinosaurs had survived, but thankfully we nuked’em before it was to late to save our beloved BINGO games. It was a big surprise to be though when I found out that the sport of BINGO was being over run by the less popular sport of FOOTBALL.

So if you would like to help the fund for a good cause of “keeping the BINGO spirit alive,” please send money in little rolls or in big wads of cash to your local “Ken VJ Butterfield helps the needy, poor people that can’t get a job or win a BINGO game fund.”