"The self-destruct sequence has been activated. I suggest that you get to the freaking train before you blow up. The self-destruct…oh you know the rest," a female voice called out. Claire had accidentally pressed a button that said, "touch this, and well, it won’t matter in 3-5 days." Leon was shooting some unarmed "drunk people," which was gross. While Claire had just followed a sign saying "Exit" all the way down to where a train was.

Once on the train, Claire found. Sherry was playing with some "Play-Doh" in the corner. Suddenly Leon had jumped into the train and started to slam into a wall screaming, "They’re in my hair! They’re in my hair!" After Claire had found the controls to the train, she flipped the switch to get the train started and…the train started (I bet you weren’t expecting that).

While going about 15 mph out into a tunnel a "thing" that Claire called "Mr. X", because that is what it said on its name tag, had jumped on the train and started to head for Sherry. When it got an arms length away, Mr. X tapped on Sherry’s shoulder and asked to play with Sherry and her "Play-Doh". When Mr. X was done he said that his mother was calling, "SSTTAARRSS," and he had left through the back door of the train.

THEN WITHOUT ANY WARNING ONCE SO EVER, "Warning! Warning! There is a bio-hazard on the next train. You can: A) pull the pin for the last car of the train, thus letting it fall behind you, or B) fight it and die!"

"I’ll go and I will just shoot it a lot of times." Leon said.

"Okay, I will just stay here and watch you die." Claire said.

As Leon walked through the back door, Claire saw him take on the bio-hazard, shooting it many times, then retreating behind Claire going, "Waahh, it is gross." Claire instinctively hesitated to "analyze" the situation.

While Claire was "analyzing the situation" by standing still with a coward Leon behind here. Sherry got up, picked up a rock, and chucked it at a big target symbol on the bio-hazard. It exploded into…Pauly Shore.

Sherry, Claire, and Leon were now relieved to see that it was only a washed up movie star. Claire said, "So that’s where you have been." Unfortunately, they had all forgotten about the self-destruct sequence. The train blew up. And then they all died.