It was a warm and bright summers day in June. When all of a sudden…Zombies were let out of the Umbrella Facility, on purpose. Along with the masses of Zombies that were bring unleashed upon Raccoon City, the most evil of all things, it was the band P.O.D., but fortunately while they were singing the song "ALIVE" they all became really retarded and got lost by running in a straight line. So Jill picked up her arms and legs and the Nemesis voodoo doll that she had mysteriously made just a year or two ago. She didn’t know what to do back then with it, so she said… "Cut, I’m sorry. What mood am I supposed to be in right now?"

"Hmmm, I don’t know."

"What!? Nemesis you are the director. You have to tell me what mood I’m in and you also have to do something else, I am starting to get a cramp from watching all of the zombies come at me because I’m having a party. Wait! I know what to do. Okay, we can start again."

"Okay, SSTTAARRRRSSS"

Jill climbed up to the roof of the house with something in her hand. It wasn’t a gun, it looked like a rocket launcher. "Hey, all of you zombies…oh, hi there Carlos."

"Hola Jill, I seem to be holding them off."

"But your gun is in the air, and it isn’t even loaded."

"I know, but I run like a fruit, so they’re are dying of laughter. Die you piles of crap!"

"Hey, that was uncalled for," a zombie called out. "We are just getting our toes stepped on while you are dancing and it really hurts."

"Oh sorry, but feast your eyes on this," Carlos said while lifting his gun higher…and doing only that.

"Okay…Zombies guess what, I can stop your rampage through the city. Eat This!" Jill said putting the thing in her hands on the ground it was…A STEREO. (Okay, what the hell am I thinking? Oh well, this is Mikus’s Class). "Everybody do the Monster Mash. Yeah, you guys fit in perfectly."

"STARSSSSS."

"Oh no, the Nemesis. Wait I haven’t said any bad words…hmmm…okay here is one. POTATOES." Jill fired the powerful word right at Nemesis causing him to loss his balance and fall into Jill’s canopy of pillows and soft pretty things that turned into flower zombie things were you would let you guard down then they would eat you. Then when you least expected them to do anything, they would do just the most unthinkable, unexpected…well, they would do nothing. They didn’t turn into zombies either. They just got some Nemesis blood on them, but it could easily get washed out, with "Tide" fabric softener and cleaner. Nemesis suddenly jumped up and caught Jill and tore something off of her back. It…was…a sign saying, "Kill Me."

"Sorry Jill, I just had to take that sign off, it made some people so angry. I just started killing people. The zombies just thought that it was part of the movie.

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