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Resident Evil Code Veronica Parody

Claire and Steve were running up the stairs barely ahead of the monster that was tied and blindfolded. It would constantly scream, "Come on guys, I don’t want to play ‘pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey’ anymore." This scream terrified Steve, he was only a little baby that had killed his dead father after a fall with Claire through a floor.

When Claire and Steve had finally gotten to the observation deck of the airport tower in Antarctica, no…never mind, they were in the Bahamas (because it is warmer). When Steve had finally found out that they were trapped, he decided to run right into the monster, in order to push it out of a window.

Steve ran as fast as he could as Claire yelled, "Don’t do it! You are too weak!" But Steve kept running, then he started to slow down, and then he stopped, "Too…tired…need…a…powerbar." Steve pulled out a powerbar and ate it so fast that he forgot to unwrap it. "Now it is time for a work out on a Bowflex." Suddenly a Bowflex appeared on the other side of the observation deck.

The monster then took off the ropes and blindfold, and started to head towards the Bowflex, "I’m a person who needs constant exercise, so I use---," and Claire hit the monster in the chest with Steve, who was suffering from powerbar poisoning. That in turn snapped Steve’s neck and Claire left to call Chris on a pay phone that was downstairs.

After about 50 minutes of lying on the beach, Chris finally got to the Bahamas and they went on back to Austria because the Redfield’s are accident-prone.

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