As Chris walked through the Spencer Estate hallway he noticed that it had been over five hours since he left Jill and Barry. In the dinning room, he had found Barry still examining a blood stain on the floor. Barry had been examining that blood stain for the entire time, for 5 hours now.
"Barry, what are you doing? It is just a puddle of blood."
"I know but…wait…let me examine this blood a little more," Barry said still staring at it. When Chris looked at the blood it was quite different from normal blood. Well at least that is what it says in the Resident Evil Players’ Guide, that Chris had brought with him for no apparent reason.
Then, all of a sudden, a zombie busted through an open, unlocked door. The zombie walked very casually towards the blood. "Don’t worry Phil, I found the ketchup. Excuse me, may I pick some of that up?" The zombie then pulled out a bunch of fries and started to eat the ketchup.
When it was all gone, the zombie said. "That was good. Good fries, Phil."
"Uunnh"
"Yes Phil, I know that you like to play as a zombie and scare people"
"Oh man, how did you know?"
"I just do, and your nametag says ‘Hi, my name is Phil’."
All of a sudden, Barry jumped up. "The blood, it has mysteriously disappeared. This house is haunted." The zombie turned around and said. "Umm, that was ketchup."
"Oh no, it is a zombie"
"What the heck are you talking about," Phil’s friend said, "no, no, no, my name is Travis and I am---"
"I will kill everyone and everything with words…PANTS, POTATOES, and SALTINES," Barry said with such extreme force.
Then the Spencer Estate blew up because of Barry’s misuse of the most powerful words in the world. And then they all died.