1. Do not worry about the little troubles in life, they only kick you’re a** with little shoes.
2. When walking through a field that cows have been through, watch your step.
3. When meditating about man and god, do not light a stick of dynamite.
4. When studying for a test, do not get the answers mixed with heavy metal songs.
5. Do not try to light a raccoon on fire, it will not be fond of you.
6. When going to the movies, do not stand up in the middle of the show and scream, "I think he is going to do something."
7. When talking to people, do not make Betty angry.
8. When watching the Smurfs, do not try to understand what they are saying.
9. If you are watching Comedy Central, do not laugh at people who are different from you.
10. If you think that you are dumb, do not worry I am the stupid one that wrote this stuff.